It’s this guy, right?

It has electronics included, says "Dag GUM!" when you finish.

it's not what you think, you only put your toes in it. it's a toe-mater

What a terrible day to have eyes and be able to read.

...I'd buy it though.

I bet it's not even officially licensed, smh

Oh... 🫩

... you're a bad car.

Whenever I see elaborate sex toys, my first thought always is. "How could you possibly keep that thing sanitized properly. I mean. Common.".

I sure hope it’s rare. Those cheap ass parts? There are better ways of giving your dick cancer.

Slightly Used = Manufacturer Tested And Approved 👍

I need a 3d printer there's simply nothing else to be said about it.