Are you Ed?

When someone messages "Hello" to me on Teams I take one bite.

A termite posted this

You gotta chew in a more semi-circular pattern, for more comfortable seating..

someone doesn't skip triceps day

The all-new Ikea Cjardboord.

Ami crazy or is that made of cardboard?

Is that a door for a desk?

Yim yum, that's haute cuisine

This almost happened to me when drunk sexy times. Cheap ass ikea.

Poor guy couldn't get a comfortable spot for his right hand ever since he got that monitor

i mean, i'm not sure whether i'm happy or sad about this. did the desk break their fall or did they sit on it and it break? like if they fell and the door gave way, that might have actually been a good thing. theoretically. if they were a spherical cow. i'm trying to remember physics class.

my desk is a DIY special. got a set of folding table legs as the stability and a (pre-covid, pre-tradewar cost $200 probably like $500 now) solid butcher block for the desk top, went thrift shopping for cheap filing cabinets the right size to fit unders so i have some drawers, and i got some old pretty wood desk organizers for free from a law firm i knew that was redecorating (i just had to wait a couple years. until then it was ugly wire baskets). if i were to bounce off it like that i'd break my spine worse and my desk would laugh at me.

Apparently, you also explosively diarrhea on your desk

No judgment

Thanks for the Bring her back PTSD >:(

You should probably get an eye exam you seem to need glasses