Broccoli cheddar is a pretty awesome name for an orange cat. I love him.

Broccoli Cheddar can follow me to the ends of the earth. 😍

In the early 2000s I had a cat named Karmalee. She got out of the apartment. So I'm roaming the streets calling out "KARMALEE!!!!!......... KARMALEE!!!!......."

And a police officer was driving by. He pulled up and asked ".......are you looking for a dog?" And I said "No, a cat." And he said "Oh...." and drove off.

To this day I don't know what to make of that exchange. Like him finding out its a cat just ended the conversation instantly. But he did see/hear me, and before talking to me already could assess that I was looking for a lost pet.

It makes me wonder what he would have instinctually thought if he saw me, a fat guy, walking the streets at 2am as bars are letting out, and I'm just wondering the streets yelling "BROCCOLI CHEDDAR!!!!....... BROCCOLI CHEEEEEEDDAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!"

Didn't recognise him without you pointing at him :).

Also less illegally smol!!

Someday they'll be running the show.

Smol and precious 🥹

My nomination is here.