actively detracting from other peoples enjoyment, which is by definition, a selfish act

Have you considered that you might be actively detracting from other peoples enjoyment by not having a cool flashy avatar? The knife cuts both ways.

And like I said previously, 99% of the internet is already geared to your stated preference. And your coming to the tiny 1% of part of the internet and basically asking that it also should meet your preference... Seems a bit selfish.

The annoying person is you

you annoy everyone that reads your posts with a moving picture

Because 1) you don't speak for any one but yourself, and if you don't like it, you don't have to be here.

And 2)

Plus I know you are a dick, not a good person.

Bruh. You don't know anything. You just trying to police other peoples behavior, and you doing it here. That makes you an objectively bad person. You want a boring, sterile internet: bruh thats literally the entire rest of the internet. Go there if you don't like people who have spirit and are enthusiastic.