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[–] 31 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Cheese is the only reason I have left to get out of bed in the morning. An ex once said my diet is like 90% cheese, and when I tried to refute that claim, I had difficulty making a case that I don't actually eat that much cheese. That was the day that I realized I may have a problem. But since nobody shames anyone for being a cheese-aholic, I'm not even going to attempt to quit.

Also, I'm going to buy cheese later today.

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Wait, the author is officially on mastodon? Nice!

    Is there a way to follow from lemmy?

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    (Me watching the asteroid approach while chowing down on seven pounds of Parmesan)

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    All women are fascinated by cheese. It's just a fact.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Walk into the club with a wheel of cheese. You’ll thank me later.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Oh you have a whole wheel? That's fascinating, what would you do with it? I'm so curious.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    So you walk up to the bar through the smoke and noise, preferably to β€œRock You Like A Hurricane.” Then the hotties will turn to each other and say stuff like, β€œOMG Becky, a cheeseboy. Wanna make a grilled cheese if you know what I mean???” And other things of that matter.

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