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[+] 26 points 6 months ago (6 children)
  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Wait you mean my brains job isn’t to berate me for every minor mistake I make even months after the fact?

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    That is just its hobby...

    p.s. if you ever figure out how to make it shut the fuck up you can make a fortune

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Ketamine makes it shut up but I don’t recommend everything else that comes with that

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    Evolutionarily speaking (on the megayear scale) carbs (aka late summer fruit) are for fattening up for winter.

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