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[–] 47 points 6 months ago (10 children)

It's great because A) his parents presumably named him that knowing full well what they were doing and B) He could have chosen to go by Will, William, or Bill, but actively chose to use Willie professionally.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Son, this world is rough, and if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough. I knew I wouldn't be there to help you along, so I give you that name, and I said goodbye. And I knew you'd have to get tough or die. It's that name that helped to make you strong.

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  • [–] 28 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Dick Trickle: Am I a joke to you?

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago

    I hope he's a legal judge, I want to hear:

    All rise for the right honorable Willie Stroker

    In a court room, and have anyone who laughs get a contempt charge.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Willie Stroker? Or Willie not? Only one way to find out! Tune in next week!

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    This man lived a hard life.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    What a gangster of love

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    keep yo hands to yoself

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