Krillin is the strongest human on earth though, he's actually the goat.

Also God literally talked to him.

The strongest earthlings aren't human or are from other planets.

Person Man, Person Man

Hit on the head with a frying pan

Lives his life in a garbage can

Person Man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?

Does he feel totally worthless?

Who came up with Person Man?

Degraded man, Person Man

Never go Full Yamcha

Gotta be Killin that Krillin

This has great DBZA vibes :D