Sitting in a stall at work right now and I don't like this post.

JD Vance, doing what he loves

Finish your floor-soup first.

This is actually a real picture of him. Crazy.

I've got a game called look at pornography and masturbate on public transit. I get in trouble whenever I play it though so I started just screaming at the top of my lungs every 77 seconds instead.

It's the genital police. Gotta make sure there are no trans in the bathroom.

What you can’t see is his genitals forced into the floor’s drain pipe, which is of course lined with a lube-filled rubber glove.

I WANT YOUR COUCH. I WILL FUCK YOUR COUCH. COME TO VANCEY.

My favorite part of taking trips from the US to Europe is that the bathroom stall doors go all the way to the floor. Public transit and pedestrian/cycling infrastructure is great too, but the toilet privacy wins.

I think he'd be sneaking a lick of that tasty floor puddle.

Idle Couch is available in the app store now?

here kitty kitty kitty

i just got this song out of my head dammit

"You gonna eat that?"

You didn't even said "thank you" !!

Yeah, its called Boot To The Face. PvP roguelike