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[–] 74 points 6 months ago (1 child)

But the perfect time to cop a feel apparently.

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  • [–] 32 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    "Now's my chance! She hasn't let me pet them since she took my seed!"

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago*

    I did not know he was married. I just assumed not.

    I thought he was copping a feel off Usha Vance.

    (In my defense, the lighting is dim and if someone asked me to picture Stephen Miller’s wife, olive-skinned is emphatically not a descriptor that would have come to mind.)

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  • [–] 27 points 6 months ago*

    First time he touched a boob.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    Shake! Shake! Shake! SeΓ±ora!

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Do you like the creepy Donald in the background?

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    If he is, as he claims, a man of traditional values, he would have placed himself between her and the sound of the gunfire.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    This should be a new level in Ready Or Not

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    A Nazi conga wasn't on my bingo card for 2026

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    The guy poking up behind the table always gets me.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    My dude is seriously using his pregnant wife as a meat shield when there is a potential active shooter threat.... Is this the master race?

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)
  • That kid will be born someday and see this image of their parents.

    I hope they see it early. It's best to know your parents are shit as soon as possible.

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  • [–] -1 points 6 months ago

    And Ernie grabs Heidi's shoulder from behind.

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