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[–] 34 points 6 months ago (1 child)

i think I'd rather be a wet specimen cause they always give the vibe that they could come to life with just a hint of magic at any moment.

i want to be a spooky =)

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago

    Taxidermied because the fluids used for wet specimens are gross and I want to be put into silly poses.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Wet specimen for sure, but only if I get to be fully nude and float in a display.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Just stick me in a jar and water me occasionally.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Throw me in the garbage where I belong.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Turned into a skeleton please and thank you

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Wet specimen so I can be like that scene in The Prestige

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Can I put in my will that I want to be taxidermied into a real Real Doll™ when I die?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Please, what on earth is a "wet specimen" ??? I always said I would be cremated and planted with a tree.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    I'm already a wet specimen at [redacted] museum. My [redacted] was record breaking so they saved it. Well, preserved it. Didn't incinerate it.

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