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[–] 114 points 6 months ago (7 children)

No one gonna mention Sabrina Carpet

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  • [–] 57 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    she was originally going to go by that name but thought everyone would walk all over her

    👉🏾 dad jokes

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  • [–] 26 points 6 months ago
    [–] 25 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I tried to teach my nephew that the voice search button on his parent's TV Remote is for idiots. Only idiots use that.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Speech to text is extremely useful in certain circumstances. Like when my arthritic hands are acting up.

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  • [–] 42 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    I'm so confused. Why would a microphone need you to be 6'1? How does that even relate?

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  • [–] 42 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    The joke is that his search history is curated to be a green flag for women, and he's dropping his height because a lot of women like tall men.

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    Don't fall for it, it's just for profiling you based on your voice. I'm 6'3"

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    I'm 12" what is this?

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    This feels so relatable to my 6'2'' self

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    That feature unlocks when you become at least 2.2 bald eagles tall.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    I love Sabrina Carpet

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    5'7", fat thighs and a 4x4 hose here, looks like it's a buttplug

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    It automatically cathederizes anyone over 6' that doesn't sit down to pee so they don't splash the fuck everywhere like some damned giraffe piss demon.

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