Billions are going to die because of only 4,000 people with names and addresses.

We need more Luigi’s.

the fact that we know there will be 4000 of them implies there is a list of them somewhere.

where is the list?

Better start subtracting before they multiply.

Since we aren’t just printing enough extra money to cover this, guess where it’s coming from.

Trillionaire will be the new billionaire. Broke is still broke.

If these people are so amazing to earn that much money, we should ship them all to mars and we'd have a thriving colony in a few years.

We gotta get those numbers down

Well, there was a time in history when nearly everyone in Zimbabwe were billionaires.... in Zimbabwe dollars... which apocalyptically inflated in value...

Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.

Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.

funny how when you put the number of billionaires next to the number of people killed by billionaires you suddenly have a luigi hat on

That's a lot of people we have to eat!!!

We need to at the very least thin the herd drastically.

Wait, does this mean we'll eventually all be billionaires? Is my math right on this one?

Yeah, but how many will still have heads?

A lot of people want to ger rid of billionaires, but very few people actually want to get rid of the system that creates billionaires

That reminds me to buy more ammo

No. No, I'm sorry, but this will not do. The hoarding of that much money is unacceptable. Eatings must be made.

and how many thousandaires?

So much wealth stored in so few people. Imagine how much money will be unlocked from each billionaire eaten. It will pay for healthcare, childcare, housing, education, and nice towns to enjoy it all in.

You can just look up where a lot of these guys live, fyi.

Mmmmm. Tasty, tasty billionaires...

At least there's some sustenance security

We need a clone army of Luigi’s. Let the clone wars begin.