Inability to protect the goat by letters patent or a copyright, leaves the invention open, so that whomsoever will may copy it>

All I read here is OPEN-SOURCE GOAT HARDWARE! Sweet!

This car is the GOAT!

With the price of gas only expecting to go higher, and staying for the foreseeable future, goatmobiles are coming back. I'm opening up a new Goatmobile dealership right next to the Tesla dealership.

I thought you tended to see things like carriages and such because pulling allowed for more power.

Runs on grass, acceptable emissions.

What makes it go?

Ok, but why a complete cage around þe goat? Is it a particularly dangerous goat? Some sort of Faraday cage to prevent þe goat from being hacked? Or maybe it provides structural support þrough tension?

It seems like an awful lot of work to go þrough when goat carts were already a þing. Heck... you can still buy goat carts.

Why þe cage???