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[–] 27 points 7 months ago

I would never trade my virtue for mere pasta.

There'd better be some fuckin' garlic bread or focaccia on the table, too!

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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    Oh, I’m not in /c/dadjokes

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    c
    c/dad
    !c/dadjokes
    i'm not sure if any of those are actual links but i don't care

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    i have spent too much time in my wife's toddler classroom
    see spot run type books in there

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    ? i read to the kids and teach music. i'm not sure what you're asking.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Penne pasta

    laughs in Spanish

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    the most ancient profession in italy

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Pasta is love so it was a fair exchange.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    I hustle my skills at recovering furniture. I'm an upholstwhore.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Even worse, she is a...dad.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    my cat doesn't exchange sex, she exchanges pets and cuddles for treats and we call her a treatstitute when she's getting really beggy.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    My 3 monsters are just plain whores. They lay on your lap so they are higher to the table, so they can steal our food from it. Cheese platter? Impossible. They are trash cans, as they collect trash from neighbors and eat the leftovers back in my garden. They are drama queens, complete terror, evil geniuses, whiny bitches, cute AF and my 3 little babies.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    To a Pastafari this is a religious act. Our heaven is filled with beer and pastatutes. Our hell too, but the beer is past it's expiration date and the pastatutes have STD's.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 2 points 7 months ago*

    Pasta Puttanesca

    spoiler(or more bluntly, "whore's sauce") ^[-1]^

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