So with the average step length being around 0.72 m, this would mean you covered ≈386,000 km.

To do this in one day, you would have to have been going around 16,000 km/h which is around Mach 13.

Oh, you went to IKEA today?

This is why you always masterbate with the hand your watch isn't on.

when you're so lazy you walk negative steps

Been jorkin the peanits huh?

You're not supposed to catch Missing No.

Rookie mistake. You set your watch to nanometers.

I had the same issue on my pine time, and the step counter no longer works now. Did yours stop working properly too?

If you were jesus, you could have walked around the earth 5 tines with that.

Der softwarefehler ist schon irgendwie pinelich. /s

Drunken stumbling all day tends to throw the count off a bit. Looks like you might've accidentally overdosed on your ADHD meds in your drunken confusion.