Ladies, does this do it for you? Are you all just looking for an Onion Sack Guy and I’ve been playing it wrong this whole time?
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You gotta get some limes instead, but keep dropping them and apologize for dropping your limes. Then when they ask why you keep dropping limes you can say "sorry, I'm not very good at pick up limes."
the way this would probably work on me
This, or demanding cat pics. Btw, how are your felines doing? :3
YAAAY I GET TO DHOW OFF THE BABY!!!!!
here is the most recent photo of Dodo
(note the little heart pattern on her back, so cute!)

Here is her being evil >:)

I don't have recent photos of the other cats and I'm not home rn so I'll send ones from my families discord server


Naw, you gotta tie it to your belt so she knows you're fashionable
I’ve been married since the olden days so I probably don’t have the best read, but this actually seems like a legitimately good opener to me. At the very least it’s a good filtering mechanism.
These are the kind of profound dating messages that have such great thought and creativity to them.
And the response, if you do get a response, is probably gonna be “🤣😂🤣 hi”.
And 99.9% of the time I would be so pissed by that. But in this case, it totally works.
Stay gold, onion boy.
You are definitely not getting a first date with that strategy. You would get a fun nickname like "onion boy" or "creep" though.
Looks like the rest of the comments dont agree.
Lemmy is not representative of the broader population.
Its representative of the types of people i like to spend my time with. I think too many people try too hard to conform rather than find a weirdo you can get along with for the rest of your life.
Dont care, come at me with onions and I'll send you away. You can have onion boy all to yourself.
What if there was garlic person coming at you instead? 🧄
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