Capsaicin is non-soluble in water and basically doesn't wash off.

They probably didn’t come though.

stop being weird they prolly just peed... 😐

I... wouldn't use this as lube, because I wouldn't want to just inflict this on a partner with no warning...

... but I find tiger balm on the nuts and bolt to be enjoyably painful, or, painfully enjoyable.

So yeah, masochist kink, i guess, compared to most other people?

To me the 'oddest' thing is that I'm apparently just a masochist, and not a sadist; somebody could be on their hands and knees, begging me to whip them or slap them, and I would not be able to do it, I'd actually just be purely angry that they were asking me to significantly hurt them.

Like, I never completed GTA V, because when I got to the torture scene, I nearly vomited and feinted... I just quit at that point.

Hi there! Got any jalapeno juice?

But you did right to check, for… um, science

Wouldn't the extra sensitivity make it more likely to feel irritation on the head when you touch it? As long as it doesn't get in the pee hole, I wouldn't expect it to feel like anything, especially because the spice itself isn't spicy but only gets that way after reacting with water. So I'd expect foreskin to be more likely to trap some moisture to activate it, too.

That miserable cunt would have been more likely to grab that chicken sandwich from your hands, add the spice to soaps so it always hurts to masturbate, and insist you eat something specifically made to taste as bland and boring as possible. Followed by getting his soap company hostilely taken over because his business partner realizes he's a fucking idiot that a) one shouldn't be in business with and b) is too focused on puritanical bullshit to prevent a hostile takeover.

And enemas, for when you've already made a mistake