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[–] 78 points 7 months ago (8 children)

Check in if you're a Xennial and this is your exact flavor of humor.....

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    [–] 81 points 7 months ago (15 children)

    It must have been a midwesterner texting, its such a polite response to such an unhinged response

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (14 children)

    Might have been Canadian or British. Not everything happens in the US you know.

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  • [–] 55 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Yes, and also every country has Arby's and things called "Big Montana" because we all just love and respect the US so much.

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    The Big Montana does kind of sound like something "American" they'd sell in Japan.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Blessing beef isn’t legal in Canada or British.

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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago

    Don’t fuck this up for me, Sally.

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago

    It's a baby shower. Wanda's meatstorm already came.

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago

    Nobody beats our meat

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago

    Wanda has been forewarned. If she's not prepared for the arrival of the meatstorm that's entirely on her.

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    What you're saying is you have the meats.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    That last text is something to send the husband a propos of nothing

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    I understand big pot vs 4 packs noodles

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Holy Durango's!

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  • [–] -2 points 7 months ago

    I've seen Wanda naked. Fact is, she already brought the roast beef.

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