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[–] 62 points 7 months ago* (7 children)

That's why I hope for vegetative State, stuck in a coma, conscious but not able to speak or say anything, just listen while everybody around him saying they hope he goes quickly, because they never really cared about him anyway.

But not fatal

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    yeah but if that happens they might hook him up to machines that keep him alive forever thus making the god emperor memes true

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  • [–] 44 points 7 months ago (10 children)

    So I can hope a vet shoots him in the face?

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    Do vetenarians even own guns?

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Can you ever truly own a gun?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    The one we used to go to does. We stopped after he showed it off to my inlaws.

    He also liked to show off his "fuck Biden" birthday card.

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Well I declare it's double illegal to pray for his recovery.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago

    Trumps in a hospital? 😀

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I don't mind doing some little illegal things every now and again.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    I have no hope and do not pray - but I can imagine.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago
    • president of the USA
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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    It didn't mention brain implosion. Or pre-frontal lobe exploding. Or shitting so hard he buries himself in turds and suffocates from yesterdays KFC gorging.

    What about those things? Are those okay?

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    I've heard that maga prayers on his behalf are forming protection around him, making him stronger every time witches try to cast spells to hasten his demise.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Laughs in Canadian eh.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    Any chance of getting that lone peanut into his IV bag?

    Edit: Just wanted to also point out that any way he dies will be funny, no matter what.

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