That's why I hope for vegetative State, stuck in a coma, conscious but not able to speak or say anything, just listen while everybody around him saying they hope he goes quickly, because they never really cared about him anyway.
But not fatal
That's why I hope for vegetative State, stuck in a coma, conscious but not able to speak or say anything, just listen while everybody around him saying they hope he goes quickly, because they never really cared about him anyway.
But not fatal
So I can hope a vet shoots him in the face?
Do vetenarians even own guns?
Can you ever truly own a gun?
The one we used to go to does. We stopped after he showed it off to my inlaws.
He also liked to show off his "fuck Biden" birthday card.
Don't threaten me with a light prison sentence
Well I declare it's double illegal to pray for his recovery.
I don't mind doing some little illegal things every now and again.
It didn't mention brain implosion. Or pre-frontal lobe exploding. Or shitting so hard he buries himself in turds and suffocates from yesterdays KFC gorging.
What about those things? Are those okay?
I've heard that maga prayers on his behalf are forming protection around him, making him stronger every time witches try to cast spells to hasten his demise.
Any chance of getting that lone peanut into his IV bag?
Edit: Just wanted to also point out that any way he dies will be funny, no matter what.
The unfortunate part is that it won't be particularly funny when he shits himself during because he does that live on camera already and nobody does anything.
It'll be the scene from Death of Stalin all over again.
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