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[–] 62 points 7 months ago* (7 children)

That's why I hope for vegetative State, stuck in a coma, conscious but not able to speak or say anything, just listen while everybody around him saying they hope he goes quickly, because they never really cared about him anyway.

But not fatal

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    yeah but if that happens they might hook him up to machines that keep him alive forever thus making the god emperor memes true

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