////// WARNING //////
EMERGENCY COMPLIANCE
BROADCAST SYSTEM
THIS IS NOT A TEST
This is a Public Service
Announcement.
It is ILLEGAL to hope or pray for blood clots, heart failure, heart attacks, strokes, or any other fatal medical conditions while the Commander-in-Chief is hospitalised.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
TO THIS MATTER.
REGULAR
BROADCASTING WILL RESUME ONCE
NATIONWIDE COMPLIANCE HAS BEEN CONFIRMED.
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[–] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Hey, don't shoot the messenger. ... I don't even know if there is a pun in there anymore.

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