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[–] 33 points 7 months ago

Water is the universal solvent, not the universal solution

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Tired of a person? Drown them.

    But that one guy we're all tired of keeps declining my invitations to go boating or swimming with him. What do?

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    But you can only cleanse heretics in fire for some reason

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    [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    But what do I do with the body?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    My favorite use for water is those 3 times I went to a bondage club in Japanese occupied Uruguay in 1983 and they tied my boner up and used a water flosser as a sounding rod on me for 4 hours and 12 minutes.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    They did it for exactly 4 hours and 12 minutes each of the 3 times you went there?

    Or is 4 hours and 12 minutes the cumulative time added up over all 3 sessions?

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