Fuck you for reminding me what day it is.... that's enough internet for me thanks
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There are now calls for CERN to build the 91 km Future Truck Collider in an underground tunnel
This has big "just one more collider, bro" energy.
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The light was so intense that it was even picked up at CERN’s Antiproton Proton RecoIL-1 (APRIL-1) experiment
Hee hee.
Once again, the WEASEL timeline everyone!
Obligatory fuck CERN!
Will we ever reach Steins Gate at this rate?
What??? This happened again??? Stop giving Vinnie the keys to the lorry. FFS
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Initial suspicion was that the lorry might have been stolen by visiting US researchers from Fermilab, but a review of CCTV footage by CERN scientist Vittoria Vetra suggests it had been left overnight with the handbrake off.
I should have paid more attention. But I was just reaching into my bag to get my baguette lunch. CERN lorry driver Herwig Chopper
Vetra discovered that following the test run, the driver – Herwig Chopper – had hit a pine marten dashing across the car park. “I should have paid more attention,” admitted Chopper. “But I was just reaching into my bag to get my baguette lunch”.
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Anything can happen today, yeah?
Probably just got too close to the proton lorry. Happens all the time.
Sophons again
License plate: "B0RE4L1S"
I'll wait for the movie to come out
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So, April fools?
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