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[–] 44 points 7 months ago (1 child)

I sincerely hope even a single detail of this is real

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  • [–] [S] 53 points 7 months ago

    It's real, I've met all of Obama's dads and they really do call him the cigarette crab. I don't think he's ever been to Japan and I don't understand why the owner called him Mr President though because he's never been president.

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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago
    [+] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)
  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    I'm voting cigarette crab

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