Without the reddit poop all over it

We don't need to wait for aliens to do this for us. We have the means, motive and opportunity. We just need to find the courage. A better world is possible.

Forward, not backward!
Upward, not forward!
And always twirling, twirling towards freedom.

Aliens "You guys didn't understand, we came to enslave you"

Population "Those guys and their owners already did"

Proceed to show reality on labor around the world...

Aliens "By the holy spaghetti monster, that's horrifing"

Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos!

i kinda liked how in the hitchhikers guide. they usually find the person who least wants the job and force him to do it.

when the aliens arrive, and kill our leaders, I will write them a letter that says "what about their kids?"

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job

Is that Narendra Modi?

If only...

It's a humiliating way to enter the galactic community. We would never live it down. But we could use some humbling. I'd accept the help.

Like Napoleon in Italy, didn't end that bad after all.

Methinks of Pluribus.

this is what the trump administration thought would happen when they attacked iran