My favourite comment in the watch party:

https://mastodon.social/@allanb/116268107267040266

omg... I feel nauseous... I have a massive headache like I lost 40 IQ points and just feel GROSS all over... wtf did I do to myself yesterday?

Oh yeah I watched a Steven Seagal movie. why do I do this to myself. this wasn't even one of his "real" movies, it was one of those that are spliced together from a couple episodes of his failed TV show... where the most exciting "stunts" are a car chase or a gunfight... and you gotta see his smarmy face as he gropes one of his women employees.... urg I gotta go throw up

ok I'm back. never again. never again I hope to see another steven seagal movie. say something, steven, say something to make it all better.