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No way (media.piefed.zip)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/spongebobsquarememes@sh.itjust.works
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cross-posted from: https://piefed.zip/c/lemmyshitpost/p/1224135/no-way

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[–] 3 points 7 months ago

i'd put that thing between my cheeks and squeeze so hard that it'd pop upwards.

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    [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Give it to me

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    [–] 14 points 7 months ago

    Soap bar square pants?

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    [+] 8 points 7 months ago (1 child)
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    • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Get a wash cloth you disgusting heathen.

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    [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Freakbob breached containment

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    [–] 4 points 7 months ago*

    Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?!

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    [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    He’s afraid he’ll enjoy it too much.

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    [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    A least it's not the abrasive side.

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    [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    He's judging me.

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    [+] -20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (11 children)

    Shouldn't was your ass with soap. You kill the bacteria that keep it healthy.
    edit : just look it up. asswhipes.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

    "Hey everyone, the reason people gag from my rotten ass smell from feet away is that I'm more healthy than them"

    No one else on Lemmy has earned the tag "doesn't wash ass". ...Congratulations?

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (3 children)

    But did you bother to look it up... it always starts with "the answer may surprise you..."

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago*

    Washing yourself is healthy, overdoing anything is unhealthy. Yes you will kill good bacteria, but you also kill bad (streptococcus for example). I use sensitive non antibacterial soap daily and mix in antibacterial wash a few times a week. Mainly for my armpits, ass, face, and junk.

    Maintain a balance, but please wash your ass.

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