Bagel

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[–] 9 points 7 months ago (1 child)

It's less obvious, and therefore has a better chance of subverting expectations if you use a real place.

Do you know what they call seagulls in Hudson Bay?

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I learned it as: Why do seagulls fly by the sea? Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

    I think the flow is nicer and leads the listener down the path "logically". Saying bay in the question tips your hand and is less of a surprise.

    But still one of my favorite classics.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Growing up on a bay the joke was:

    Q: Why don’t we have seagulls on the bay?

    A: they’d be bagels

    The real reason is cuz the land surrounding the water supports eagles and osprey, so they’re just food if they live there. “Bagels indeed”

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Would eat them with cream cheese or butter ?

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