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[–] 81 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Step 1) turn up heat in chamber and offer free drinks to all Republican house members and proceed to filibuster the next bill

Step 2) close all men’s rooms in the facility.

Step 3) place female police officers inside every women’s bathroom in the facility.

Step 4) put mug shots of every arrested Republican on the front page of the paper.

bonus: make them all register as sex offenders.

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  • [–] 27 points 7 months ago

    What a bunch of backward idiots. How can anyone make such a fool of themselves?

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Piss in the streets, lesser fine.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago*

    In Idaho, public defecation is considered a misdemeanor offense, typically resulting in penalties of up to 90 days in county jail and/or a fine of up to $300, depending on local city ordinances. It is illegal to defecate in public, including on streets, in parks, or in public buildings.

    That's a really good point. Just drop your drawers and take a shit on the floor in front of the bathroom since you're not allowed in. 3 months is better than 5 years!

    Also, it's goddamned ridiculous that it's far less serious to publicly defecate than to go in a bathroom and use a toilet.

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago

    How about we just make seperate bathrooms for MAGA. I don't want those peeping Toms and Tammy trying to look at my private parts.

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    The collapse. If you can measure the sanity of an empire by it's laws, this is stage 7 rot.

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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Quick question: If a person is sentenced to 5 years in prison for this, and they need the bathroom while in the prison… do they get another 5 years every time they go?

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Even if you're a raging transphobe and actually believe trans people shouldn't/don't exist, 5 years in jail for going in the wrong bathroom is fucking insane and kind of gives the game away that these people are performatively cruel shitstains. (In case there was any doubt)

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    How many years for shitting on the floor outside my bathroom of choice?

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Lesser Idaho keeps going lower & lower & …

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  • Well at least Iran is trying to fuck with the USA.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (6 children)

    Let's start a gofundme to send Buck Angel to Idaho. They'll change their mind when they see Buck and which bathroom they've now legislated him to use.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Stop using trans men like this. It doesn’t work like that and never has. Actually doing it would put trans men at further risk of violence, and these legislators do not care one bit about who is using the bathrooms or not. They just want to criminalise being trans in public, which this is very effective at doing - since you can’t safely use either bathroom in reality.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    He's kind of an asshole, maybe we can find someone less problematic?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    That's sad if true. Is there someone else that can get the point across without even needing to utter a word?

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    [–] 13 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    It's going to be fun watching these idiotic laws open up government and business for lawsuits under the ADA.

    It turns out we have a whole shitload of laws requiring businesses to make these facilities accessible to everyone, not just the particular classes and categories of people they want to provide for. Banning someone from every restroom you have is a surefire way to lose that ADA case. If your business has only a men's room and a women's room, you are going to have to remodel to add a third.

    Sure, the federal government might not currently be interested in enforcing ADA compliance. But, the person you ban from your restrooms today will have up to 4 years to file their federal suit.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    The party obsessed with pp and vagines.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Why are you in for? Me? I was just pooping!

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