My friends when paranoid about the government monitoring us and putting weird stuff in our body during covid, while taking various drugs with an alexa next to them.

Yet you own a Google Pixel

FTFY

love the glitched background

Burner phones are a thing but then you couldn't creep on girls on Instagram and that's not a sacrifice some nerds are willing to make

Also it's still a tracking device so 🤷‍♂️

They've even claimed to have tracked some people who had the batteries taken out. I'm not sure how true that claim actually is though, sounds like something they'd say to hide they had a warrant to bug your car instead.