It have a T-shirt that says "MOOD" in just that style! Of course, since I'm the one wearing it I only ever see it in the mirror.

Your wife has a case for my wood.

Don’t get up. I’ll see myself out.

i'd play that

How good would (wood?) a tree-felling game be?
There is a bit to it lining up cuts just right.

Knee Deep In The Underbrush

The Shores Of Sawdust

Inferno

Someone should make this a Gzdoom mod.

Best I can do is mowing the lawn in Doom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgaJgzKOypU

dl the WAD here

wakes up

has morning doom

I approve of this.

I’m sorry, this looks like a gorgeous game, I would love it, but it is potentially devastatingly worse for the environment. Of course this depends on hell ventilation and demon methane output

Have we considered a BFG that plants trees

Lumberjacked is pretty close