If the answer is yes slow the fuck down

This is the first and last thought that runs through my head in a day and while I can honestly say that I am I can always do better and help that line go up.

The more essential your job, the less you earn.

Maybe our real friends are the shareholders we worked hard all along.

I can offer Maximum Derek value, and that's plenty.

You never are

Perhaps you should regard the concerns of the shareholders as highly as a Musk does.

Nobody wants to work ~~for these salaries ~~

For all the problems with tech companies, having a chunk of compensation be in the form of RSUs isn't the worst idea ever. (I know it's not specific to tech companies, but it's generally a very prominent aspect of tech company compensation, Netflix notwithstanding.)

Me, free from the clutches of society, having capitalism withdrawl symptoms

woodchipper annihilation for share holders go to hell