The only likable person to ever live there.

This would solve all the issues actually.

"I've survived four PMs and I'm still going strong" o7

Excuse me. That's Prime Meowmister, peasant. Now, fetch my knitted mouse. I have some foreign policy to work on.

yes! Larry for prime minister!

And his first enacted policy is......fish.

Doesn't really give context beyond that. Just "fish". I don't even know if thats a noun or a verb. Is he telling us to start fishing? Is he saying he wants fish? Is he saying he wants fish to become important to the national culture? I don't know. He didn't say chips either.

Laser pointers for every human!

!animalswithjobs@lemmy.world