I'm not sure anyone shares the same glee I feel when I view all the blocked IPs scrolling by in my pFsense firewall. Suricata does a lot of heavy lifting for sure.

What's your selfhosting guilty pleasure or pleasures?

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[–] 30 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

Watching the bots eat my iocaine poison. Its most of my traffic.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Tweaking my various Nix configs feels good and satisfying.

    ... When it works, that is.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 8 months ago

    I love to fiddle to see if I can improve on some app, service, or configuration of my server just to see if I improve performance, etc. Example: pFsense....great googlymoogly at the options. I kept trying this or that tut, no joy. So I sat down with the manual, and just did what I knew, Then did a lot of reading, and I did find one or two tuts that actually were, I guess you'd say, 'at my level'. Then I fiddle to see if I can get better performance or to see what one of the thousands of options does. I have leaned heavily on backups from time to time.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Mine is using a network share to transfer files faster than any USB device we have at home.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago (12 children)

    Pushing my commits that trigger my own gitlab runners that build my c++ application across 32 cores/threads homelab server.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (10 children)

    A second guilty pleasure would be looking at my grafana dashboards.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    Third guilty pleasure is 10gbit/s fiber network at home.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    Well, would you look at Mr Moneybags over here. LOL I wish tho. I just have a 1gbit connection.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Crying in 70Mbps copper.... 15 upload.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Realistically, 1gbit connection is good for uploading and downloading huge architectural plans, but other than that, I rarely use anything close to it's max capacity. It's like having a killer sports car that will go 0 to 60 in a few seconds, but you rarely have the need to do that.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I bought the server hardware 3 years ago, so when the prices of ram were also fine. Today it's not fun anymore.. I really hope those ram and nvne prices go down again! I can't upgrade anything now.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 8 months ago

    It's a trade off. Buy older equipment and DDR3 is cheap. I dropped 40 more gb on the server for about $45 USD. The downside is that older equipment is not as energy efficient and as fast as newer equipment.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago* (2 children)
    • Seeing the rising request count as ai bots circle around in iocaine
    • Knowing where my photos and files are
    • Having useful services that don't require a subscription to random company
    • Learning and experimenting with things
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    [+] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    Gaming with friends and family over Tailscale on my servers; it just works

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 8 months ago (6 children)

    Do you get a lot of latency with Tailscale?

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Nope! We use it for Jellyfin too which also works great 😸

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 8 months ago (3 children)

    Cool. I just figured traversing a Tailscale VPN would be yet another 'thing' between you and your gaming partners.

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    [–] 8 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Mine is seeing the "removed" and "started" when I update all my dockers

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Mine is looking at the blocked domains in pihole and watching my TV trying to call home desperately without success.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    Sure, but why? If you've a simple router running OpenWrt or something with all WAN ports closed you basically have the same thing.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Maybe it's a pretty graph/reports thing? I enjoy looking at the pihole dashboard and reviewing top blocked domains. I even look at the top allowed domains and add some to the blacklist.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I too use my PiHole for this pleasurable activity

    Look at all the bots and trolls that slammed against my Skynet OpenWRT module... and died.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 child)

    Why do I like to watch them? Can't explain that fully, but I also find watching the flows in ntopng to be fascinating. Maybe I'm just easily entertained. As far as why I would run pfsense over OpenWrt or similar, it's mainly what I know and I can drive the pfsense bus well enough. Back in the day I experimented around with OpenWrt, and it may have improved over the years, but I found it kludgy.

    ETA: Also to do IDS/IPS you'll have to install Suricata, Snort or SoftEther anyways so......

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago*

    Do check OpenWRT again. These days even a network-ignorant person like myself can point and click to set up guest networks, configure individual devices' access, adblock, crazy good firewalls, ...

    Very slick & professional

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    I get a good deal of satisfaction seeing my aliases of blocked connections.
    Not really a guilty pleasure though.
    Do you feel guilty if I'd asked you about that?

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 8 months ago (7 children)

    Do you feel guilty if I’d asked you about that?

    Yeah I probably would because I spend a lot of time watching it, blocking new threats and unwanted guests. My goal is to achieve the cleanest stream possible.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (6 children)

    Good luck on achieving that.
    You'll be more successfull in whitelisting every possible connection instead ;)

    Spend some time (IMO too much) mysealf researching ASNs and publicly accessible blocklists of datacenters/crawlers.
    Not an easy task.

    Edit: Grammar (lol

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 8 months ago (5 children)

    Man, why you want to trample on my vision? LOL My default is 'deny all until something complains, and address PRN.' Some of my more productive lists are the Internet Storm set, a lot of Firebog lists, and some I've compiled myself. Tons of CIDR rejects, not a whole lot of passes.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    No offense intended.
    Like I mentioned earlier: I am doing that myself.

    Also have some of the firebog lists, spamhaus and my very own which I have recently started.

    Currently also in the progress of doing my own ublock origin blocklist.
    It's all coming along pretty nicely!

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    No offense intended.

    Just pulling your strings man.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    ......oh you kids and your slang!! (We had plenty too) I had to look it up. Going to have to try to work that into conversation. Thanks. I have a fascination with the etymology of words, phrases, and their history.

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  • [–] [B] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    Acronyms, initialisms, abbreviations, contractions, and other phrases which expand to something larger, that I've seen in this thread:

    Fewer Letters More Letters
    DNS Domain Name Service/System
    PiHole Network-wide ad-blocker (DNS sinkhole)
    SATA Serial AT Attachment interface for mass storage
    VPN Virtual Private Network

    3 acronyms in this thread; the most compressed thread commented on today has 6 acronyms.

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