when you and a friend are up in a tree pruning and both sweaty and covered in sawdust and contorted in unfortunate positions and the neighbour sees you : fruit@slrpnk.net

submitted 8 months ago by wolfyvegan@slrpnk.net to c/fruit@slrpnk.net

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 6 points 8 months ago

"It isn't sexual, I swear! We're just gardening!"

"...Sure. You boys have fun."

[–] wolfyvegan@slrpnk.net [S] 3 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Am I the only one?

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

Well, I mean, I'm usually the only one in the tree, so...

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[–] wolfyvegan@slrpnk.net [S] 4 points 8 months ago

"This tree ain't big enough fer the two of us!"

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[–] GardenGeek@europe.pub 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

We have a spotter-sniper system in place where my mate on the ground tells me where to climb/what to cut next... I still get the point though xD

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[–] wolfyvegan@slrpnk.net [S] 2 points 8 months ago

That's an effective way to do it!

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