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[–] 58 points 8 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] [S] 27 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Pizza has enriched my life in every conceivable way.

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  • [–] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I never understood why you could only have pizza anytime if it is on a bagel. Nothing stops you from eating a regular pizza for breakfast. 🤷‍♂️

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    Morning, noon, or night time, any time's the right time, pizza goin' down so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!

    Thank you for writing that out. I never understood the beginning of that 2nd part and it's plagued me for... decades really. So now I can sing that shit in full, and not fill in "pizza during crack time" because I knew that wasn't right

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    My diet is actually about seventy-five percent bagel bites.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    You can also have pizza when it is not on a bagel. Many prefer it this way.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    AFAIK the earliest recipe for something called "pizza" is basically a cake dusted with saffron & powdered sugar. In Bartolomeo Scappi's 1570 cookbook "Opera dell'arte del cucinare". So given how different it is from modern Pizza, I figure just about any round flat baked item with toppings is arguably a pizza.

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