Pro tip (no pun intended): use a wet q-tip to clean your ear first, then a dry one. Pure euphoria.

This is the weak version. The real good shit is the scoops you need a camera or a doctor for

I dont like the qtip in ear feeling. I much prefer the small plastic ear spoons you can buy at cvs

Ok, but hear me out. Head on their thighs while they clean your ears:

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I don't want anyone to "eat my ass", I never have, and I never will. Some things you just know you won't like.