There's actually very little evidence of Satan being a dick.

When I say "evidence" I mean the book comprised of stolen stories and single perspectives, passed through the translative hands of power hungry entities. But even then, when you actually look at it, Satan comes across as the good guy.

But god is the ultimate dick. He created everything and decided to torture us. He could have just created us as he wanted but he didn't and then he fucks with us as a result of what he made us. That is some fucked up psycho shit.

God loves the smell of burning flesh, (with meat sacrifices throughout Bible) and while you are in Heaven, you can see Hell and talk to the damned and watch them suffer... and smell them, too.

So, to make a long story short, people were created to be God's eternal incense, and Hell is the incense burner.

He could have just made incense too, of course. But He did this instead. Because He's a dick

LMFAO!

I showed my wife, she was not impressed.

I really appreciate the simplicity of this. It really is that obvious.

Whether you consider it biblically OR from the actions of his most vocal followers, there's no way to come away from Christianity with the idea that God is the GOOD guy.

It's an entire theology of hoping your dad won't beat you if you behave well enough.

Saying "oh damn" to the guy you've literally damned for eternity as basically the poster child of damning is next level.

Because I'm up here and you're down there, sucks to suck