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[–] 44 points 8 months ago

Your hornyposting is the positivity I need in my life. Please never change.

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  • [–] 38 points 8 months ago

    Lemmy is a kind of slow paced place and really needs content, so I won't complain about someone taking action.

    Thank you for your service.

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    i appreciate you violet. you're unhinged in the fun way.

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  • [+] 20 points 8 months ago (11 children)
  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Im so secret, not even my evil overlords know I work for them.

    Unfortunately that means they don't pay me either.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago*

    Depending on which overloads you work for, you are being paid, just in experience, glory, honour, divine rewards in the hereafter, or satisfaction for your contributions to the permanent revolution.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (6 children)

    FSB trolls are a real thing...

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Not sure if that was supposed to be sarcasm, but cyber campaigns are a huge part of the "hybrid war against the west" that putin loves to boast about so much, and there have been plenty of proven instances of astroturfing being done by russian trolls.

    It's pretty common on reddit (r/conservative mods are based in russia, and there was even a time when a power outage in St. Petersburg caused a bunch of troll accounts to go dormant for half a day), but I'd be surprised if they haven't found lemmy yet.

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  • [+] 3 points 8 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Are you stupid? Russia literally and unnecessarily staged a military invasion of a neighboring sovereign country resulting in a war that has been ongoing for four years now.

    Moscow hasn't been bombed enough, and certainly not as much as Russia has bombed Kyiv. Comparing this to confederate spins on the american civil war is as asinine as it is inane.

    And not only are you completely wrong, its also a red herring, because "hybrid warfare" isn't about the kinetic operations. It's about geopolitical influence, meddling, psyops, propaganda, and cyberwarfare. Hence the term "hybrid." But you clearly didn't know that.

    I'm not really surprised to be receiving this drivel from you though, as I've had you tagged as a vatnik for quite some time now. Go back to licking kremlin boots before they all get turned into hamburger meat in someone else's backyard.

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  • [+] 0 points 8 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    The thought terminating anger button

    No, you just tried to whitewash Russia's invasion of Ukraine and tried to make it seem like it was the result of Western aggression against Moscow.

    So your comparison was complete projection. Which is on character for you, seeing as you're regurgitating kremlin propaganda.

    I never accused you of having thoughts to begin with.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Got any more irrelevant facts to add to the pile?

    You got played by an American MIC that profits by pitting nations against each other at a profit.

    That's a funny way of spelling "Fascist Russia's imperialist ambitions led them to militarily invade a neighboring sovereign nation while bombarding their civilian infrastructure with drones."

    But no, I'm sure it's just the American military-industrial complex pitting nations against each other for profit /s

    How many rubles are you being paid to spew this nonsense?

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    If you're mindlessly parroting kremlin disinfo, don't throw shade when someone calls you unthinking. This is more about facts not caring about your feelings.

    I agree that this conversation is over though.

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    [–] 11 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Personally, I love ur posts lol

    I wish there was more horny posting abt men in general :3

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Be the change you want to see!

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Wow, ok, that's spot on! Good...Belly?

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago*

    here is my favorite message (this was on my old account @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works)

    no context was given, I have no idea why they were upset with me in the first place πŸ˜‚

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  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    You don’t get to 47 followers without making enemies

    I don’t get to 47 followers at all

    We are not the same

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    It is impossible to get to 47 followers without making enemies. Thus, everyone with 47 followers has made enemies. Put another way, if you haven't made enemies, you haven't done the bare minimum required to eventually get 47 followers.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    True and it’s a vicious cycle. 2 albums, 1 game, soundtracks for a handful of games, and a bunch of videos, all of which struggle to crack the 2 digits, making stuff is very demoralizing for me so I don’t make as much stuff as I’d like etc etc

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Iβ€˜m like 50/50 on this account being a dude or actually just a horny teenage girl with daddy issues and then there’s that <1% wildcard chance that it’s a honeytrap account. It’s the internet, who knows

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    What's the trap, though? Is this eventually gonna become a patreon where we can pay $1/month for some shitposts?

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    I mean probably just the usual, get you to send videos of you jerking yourself off and then asking for crypto ransom or just in general fucking with a leftist community? Again very unlikely that someone would make all this effort but also I’ve seen crazier stuff in the internet

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Fumoposting is the most accurate measure of basedness πŸ—Ώ

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Even if all of that is true your average post is more fun than theirs.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Back in my day you could say literally anything online and pull the old "call the internet police" line and nothing would happen.

    Not saying it should go back to that or anything, but i gotta admit it was the wild west for a teenager on the internet in the early 2000s lol.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Your posts are tuff keep going

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    The list of things I've been accused of being is long, and often contradictory.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    OK, so are you going to pass that or what?

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    I wasn't excepting a Touhou reference here.
    I mean all roads lead to Touhou.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Had to drive an entire school bus off a cliff to get 47 agent's following me, including agent 47.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Question is: what is the goal here? What do you actually want?

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Attention and entertainment. And, seeing how she hasn't really said anything too evil or triggering, I don't really mind (she's also just 18, lol). She's even made me giggle a couple of times. 🀷

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Who..how…what?

    That’s wild. Im sorry OP, we all know you’re actually a Flying Spaghetti Monster here to bless us w the hornyposting πŸ˜” hopefully you get the recognition you deserve 🍝πŸͺ½

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    [–] 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

    Technically, you are a ragebaiter if people are enraged by what you post, even if you didn't intend it as ragebait. Simply because you succeeded in getting people enraged. It's annoying and stupid, but you could also just wear the ragebaiter badge with pride, knowing that you existing and being you pisses people off. No higher honor, in my opinion, than the spiteful existence.

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