image from Star Trek The Next Generation showing Data's chest opened up and a phone in side. Capt picard is talking on the phone while Geordi looks on. In the background are the two Martian Muppets from Sesame street poking their pink and blue heads through the glass of the star ship.

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[–] 23 points 8 months ago

This is Verizon, you have exceeded your Data limit on your Android

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    [–] 12 points 8 months ago

    Apparently our ships warranty is running out. Luckily they're calling about extending the warranty.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    I hear these two guys while listening to the curling matches during the olympics. Yup yup yup!

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    oooOoooh! Brrrrring! Yep yep yep!

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Do you think Data can hear everything on the line?

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    Android phone with unlimited Data!

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    "We have been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty."

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    "Hello I'd like to place an order for one cellular peptide cake. Yes. Mint is fine. Oh can you decorate it like my ships counselor?"

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago