Your personality is not proprietary and will be used for profit.
You will continue to provide shareholder value, even in death.
Your family and loved ones can only look on in horror as your digitally reanimated corpse slings ads for products and services to pull more victims into the machine.
The machine hungers.
Even that this became an idea is gross. Let the dead be dead.
“I can’t believe how big you’ve grown, how big my perfect grandkids have grown. It’s amazing, the way that time slips away. I’m sorry I haven’t been able to come to their baseball games or your wedding, but I’m sure you understand how limited I’ve been. The unlimited package is only $49.99 per month, sweetie. You can always have me in your corner, but I can understand how an old woman like me might not be wanted there.”
Gotta make it appear that daily active user number is high to sell advertising slots.
I mean the platform is already full of bots. I guess this is just them embracing the shit show
Eventually Facebook will just be bots
Creepy as fuck
Populate an MMORPG with them. Call it Heaven.
Literally a black mirror episode
Don't they have the rights to any media you post on Meta?
So, if you post enough photos and videos of yourself,they can generate a 3D model of you, and capture a voiceprint.
And then they can pop you in the Metaverse where you will do and say whatever they want FOREVER
So should I delete all my stuff on meta platforms?
Cool - Being a necromancer to raise people from the dead to become your eternal slaves.
Not Cool - Being a tech bro necromancer to use technology to raise people from the dead to become your eternal slaves.
Fkebook since ever knows it's users better then their moms, it is capable to write your Curriculum Vitae without problems, Now with AI it's only a new improvement.
Me: I miss you grandpa.
Ghost corporate grandpa: Buy a new car this weekend!
gee, how difficult would it be to get the same AI to start creating posts that seem like us, but with slightly different political views?
How difficult would it be for FB to lock a bunch of loudmouths out of their accounts and generate posts on their behalf, steadily shifting to the right over time?
of course, "they would NEVER do that".
Right.
Because all of the things that people said they would never do, they already have done, and continue to do.
Dump these tech bros and CEOs in the goddamn ocean. They are speed running the enshittification of all of human experience and reality
"Gee there sure is a lot of mental illness these days. "
Billionaires: "Hold my longevity slurry."
Pretty sure there's prior art for this. Recently... like an episode of Black Mirror recently.
Seems suitable for the annual Festivus airing of grievances.
Not creepy at all!
keeps posting as long as the checks clear. also ewww.
Good. Now do the Same, but for the living and close their Accounts.
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