He made up a story around it to make you think it's a fake text but he actually just shits himself everyday.

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

Notifications stay around until you tap on them or swipe them away. In the notification center at least.

Good catch.

Speaking as someone who had an incontinence problem for a bit, you go through them quickly.

(Prostate cancer and prostatectomy if you’re wondering)

You shit em so often you're just tearing right through the poor things. He's just shits his britches, over and over.

You can even set it to only show “text message” or “iMessage” in the banner.

But that would ruin his joke?

Least you have to worry about when handing off your phone honestly. I've worked at similar places, respecting customer privacy once behind closed doors is not as common as you'd like.

Yeah that “don’t kiss in public” approach can’t last forever. The “it’s fine they’ll think it’s toothpaste” relationship is clearly the way.