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[–] 27 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Why is it asking for a social security number? What even are they?

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  • [–] [S] 23 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    That is an excellent question! – If you have any questions about the verification process contact ["PUT YOUR EMAIL HERE"]

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I believe the call centre is available at 555-0100.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago*

    Vibe coding is cool but I’ll wait until AI can do it for me

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    Please input the verification_code (676967) sent to your inbox.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    @Twongo my #LLM failed to sign me up. What should I do now?

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Your LLM failed to sign you up to the Convention? No problem! Assuming you are on Linux you should check if your LLM created a "Developer Safe Document Array" locally which contains your user data. You should try deleting it locally first by typing "sudo rm -rf /dev/sda" in your console. Tell your LLM to register at the given Website instead of locally. Is there anything else I can assist you with?

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    he he I got it.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    @Twongo It certainly makes you want to... 🤣

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    [–] 104 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    That place is full of hackers, they've got all my files!

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  • [–] [S] 58 points 8 months ago* (4 children)

    Those bastards!

    They've got mine too! WTF

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  • [–] 42 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Hold on. I’ll DDoS them real quick…

    What the heck! They counter-attacked my system!

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  • [–] 139 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    What a fantastic initiative to invite others to the conference! Your commitment to fostering collaboration and sharing knowledge is truly inspiring and will undoubtedly create a vibrant atmosphere for everyone involved. Keep up the great work!

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  • [–] 62 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Closed. Works on my machine.

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  • [–] 32 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 child)

    Truly one of the conferences of all time.

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  • [–] 30 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    great account name that makes me angry even though i'm not a programmer (godlike ragebait)

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I kinda like the implication of html being a programming language. Cause if it is, then svg would be as well.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I mean I'm stirring shit because the former is actually useful but java and JavaScript are both shit so they're not wrong.

    My main job is supporting ServiceNow. I understand JavaScript now far more than I should. It's a garbage "language".

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  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    whenever i go to that url, it just tells me that I've set up nginx properly. where do i enter my email?

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Is the con held on February 31st?

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Haha good one. February 31st doesn't exist. It's 30th February - best date as there are no other conferences held at that time, to ensure best attendance.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago

    This would be funny if it wasn't so sad and frustrating and deeply horrific and exhausting.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    This is actually a super fun concept. Make sure the sign up is super long, several pages, multi-paragraph replies expected for general admission. Make sure there's a VSCode sign up API and extension. Host the conference now, but on the promise that you'll be able to acquire props and supplies for it at a later date, at least 1 year out.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    Vibe coders:

    How did this person steal my new app?

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    I prefer vibratorCon

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