Some days ago I shared a script that would transform basic kubernetes manifests into docker compose and caddyfile. It was heresy, but controlled heresy.

The voice never stopped. Now it's an ecosystem with its own package manager, and it does CRDs with custom operators. It's extendable. It's documented. It's an insult to kubernetes.

Now you too have to live knowing this exist. And i'm sorry

Update : and then it got worse https://dekube.io/

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[โ€“] 14 points 8 months ago (1 child)

I was going to try to goad you into making it work with docker swarm, but then I realized it already does that. Bravo, you beautiful psychopath.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    It's an insult to kubernetes

    Is it though?

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  • [โ€“] [B] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    Acronyms, initialisms, abbreviations, contractions, and other phrases which expand to something larger, that I've seen in this thread:

    Fewer Letters More Letters
    DNS Domain Name Service/System
    HTTP Hypertext Transfer Protocol, the Web
    IP Internet Protocol
    SSL Secure Sockets Layer, for transparent encryption
    k8s Kubernetes container management package
    nginx Popular HTTP server

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I wish half of the time at least a project status update was written in a fun way. Thanks for developing this further!

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I swear the k8s brainrot has escaped containment

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 8 months ago

    You have angered the helmsman Charon. Your misdeeds have been noted.

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