My favorite take I heard today is that Kid Rock is just another name for Epstein's Island.

Oh you left out the best line of the song,

"Some say it's statutory / I say it's mandatory"

Whoever went to the Genius lyrics page for this song and edited the annotations recently is a fuckin rockstar.

.

But he's white and sings in English so it's okay

Boys allowed to be boys. Girls, meanwhile…

The level of entitlement here is profound.

Osmosis Jones wasn't originally intended to be a kids movie. It was edited down from PG-13 at request from the studio. Knowing this explains so much about the odd choices in the film.