Man you guys get cubicles? I get a small section of a long desk in a row of long desks, and they are even taking that away now for a "flexible seating", where I have to reserve a desk in order to work.

They're talking about your commute on the highway to some office park in the middle of nowhere.

Mr Anderson....

Here is translation from HR speak to English:

"fast-paced" - requirements change multiple times during each sprint

"exciting" - your manager will be an idiot

Nothing more exciting than a monochrome box.

I'd say this was my exact cubicle at a previous company (same exact phone and monitor!), but there is no way they'd spend the money on lamps for us.

It should be an open floor plan. I'd honestly love a cubicle if I had to work in an office.