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[–] 26 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I work at a mattress store and I live in constant fear that one day I'll ask someone if they need shitted feets instead of fitted sheets 😬

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    The best thing I have learned to do with age is embrace the awkwardness. You do something ridiculous and awkward, you laugh, call it out like it's something funny for both of you, and then you move on.

    "Gow's it hoeing? ...wait... that's not right. Hoooow's.... itt.... gooooiiing... there we go, nailed it."

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    It's hoing fine, thank you. I'm a real hoefessional.

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