My frat house was like this and we all just got used to it. Brotherhood!

This is an extremely American perspective, but I don't care if people see me shitting as long as they don't touch me while I'm doing it.

This toilet looks eerily Roman.

Okay I've done this before. I was at a scout camp and there was a wooden box with two holes next to each other. We all laughed at it.

Well, wasn't so funny when we got food poisoning that night. I became brothers with another guy from our troop that evening. We've never spoken about it, but we sat there in misery together that fateful night, silence, only broken by the sweet sounds of bad beef exploding, and "pass the tp"

This is basically how urinals work, so why not?

It comes in handy when you're so sick, you have to puke and poop at the same time.

Is this PvP or PvE?

Aye, I could do that.

"Only if we can hold each other's dicks."

One of them better bring the toilet paper.

How clinical! How cold! Where's the LOVE?