In other words, mass spectrometry is still able to detect trace amounts of molecules.

Now do lead, cadmium, nuclear fallout, truck tire residue, nano plastic, etc.

Fuck all of you!

On the one hand it's 'Hurr durr, the English don't use any spice', and now it's 'hurr durr, the English over-spice their shrimp'.

The 2019 study tested a small number of sites in Suffolk, so not all of England.

I'm vegan but next time in Britain I'll order shrimp

I like cropping images like this to remove context

Brings me joy

Isn't just about every banknote contaminated with cocaine?

Maybe the testers were just working overtime and needed a little help with that.

Shrimps are known for their cocaine abuse. Fuckers gotta be constantly stuffing their noses.

Oh, I’ve read this one before! The cocaine was so pervasive, they even found it in the blanks! Too bad publishing that makes the report kind of useless.

If you really want to see something, and you’re sloppy with your blanks, an LCMS can detect anything you want.

Those buggers must be filthy rich

Sounds like it's fun to be a shrimp

Maybe not though. I suspect I had weed laced with cocaine once and it filled me with such dread I had to turn on all the lights in my apartment and refused to go to bed until after sunrise

50% cocaine, 50% raw sewage.

Either shrimp party much harder than previously thought or we need to take environmentally focused measures.

As a US legislator, I move to arrest or bomb all shrimp, or anyone suspected of being pro-shrimp.

You're either with us, or you're with the shrimp.

(In unrelated news: all cocaine testers found to be really high on cocaine all the time, often sharing cocaine with party test subjects.)

Good thing they only eat prawns.

Reminded me of this bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsY2zWN6D3Q

New Jack City.

craziest thing I've seen all day

Hell yeah boys

I love go fast shrimp crackie

Nothing to see here, folks! Fake news! Stop asking questions - no drugs here! Fuck it, I'm gonna go buy a yacht!